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    Will and Jada Pinkett Smith Will Sneak Into Your Bedroom for a Shag

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    Image of AndIAmTellingYou AndIAmTellingYou
    06/17/09

    In reply to Will and Jada Pinkett Smith Will Sneak Into Your Bedroom for a Shag
    Will and Jada do go to other people's houses and have sex. Just not with each other.
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    Image of onenotesam onenotesam
    06/17/09

    In reply to Will and Jada Pinkett Smith Will Sneak Into Your Bedroom for a Shag
    Third boob job? She's already got two nice ones, why'd she want to have a thirt teat added?
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    06/17/09

    In reply to Will and Jada Pinkett Smith Will Sneak Into Your Bedroom for a Shag
    Guy Ritchie is hot.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/17/09

    @irishflyesq: Well, it is June.
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    06/17/09

    @irishflyesq: Very.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/17/09

    In reply to Will and Jada Pinkett Smith Will Sneak Into Your Bedroom for a Shag
    I've been meaning to get a boob job, too, but my boobs refuse to just put on a nice outfit and fill out some applications. Lazy bums.
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    Image of ms.conniving ms.conniving
    06/17/09

    @Mama Penguino: Who do they think they are? Just hanging around all day...
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/17/09

    @ms.conniving: Seriously. And trying to get people's attention all the time! Back off, sisters!
     Reply
    Mama Penguino was starred Mama Penguino was unstarred
    Image of Imogen Quest Imogen Quest
    06/17/09

    In reply to Will and Jada Pinkett Smith Will Sneak Into Your Bedroom for a Shag
    Not surprised that Apatow is lousy in bed, and even less surprised that he seems kind of proud of it.
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    06/17/09

    @Imogen Quest (was Percy Bishounen Shelley): It's all about lowering expectations. Brilliant move. Now anything less that a completely impotent encounter qualifies as a success.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    06/17/09

    In reply to Will and Jada Pinkett Smith Will Sneak Into Your Bedroom for a Shag
    If they spent a quarter as much time doing it as they do endlessly blathering about it, no one would suspect they are bearding/merkining each other. Take a look at Ice-T and CoCo - they don't exactly need to verbally argue that they are, in fact, doing what it is we all suspect they're doing.
     Reply
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    06/17/09

    In reply to Will and Jada Pinkett Smith Will Sneak Into Your Bedroom for a Shag
    I would date women that look exactly like Kate Hudson too, but they are usually emotionally, physically and conversationally unavailable to me.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    06/17/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Aw, don't feel bad. I bet they wouldn't need a butt double for YOU in your movies!
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    06/17/09

    In reply to Will and Jada Pinkett Smith Will Sneak Into Your Bedroom for a Shag
    As a child I would leap into bed at night so as to avoid the monsters that lived underneath. It scares me to know that all along those monsters could have been the Pinkett-Smiths, naked and writhing in the way that people do when they're desperate to convince others that they are not homosexuals.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    03/02/09

    In reply to Lonely, Miserable Jen Aniston Chokes Down Dog Biscuits, Hoping That You'll Finally Like Her
    She'd be welcome aboard my dinghy any time — and she could bring that big ol' paddle with her.


    Was that an overshare? Sorry.

     Reply
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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    03/02/09

    @MisterHippity: Well, I definitely got an mental image. So, you can judge.
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    Image of EhBologna EhBologna
    03/02/09

    In reply to Lonely, Miserable Jen Aniston Chokes Down Dog Biscuits, Hoping That You'll Finally Like Her
    Please can't the Jennifer Aniston Pity Party (of one) be over soon? I shed a crocodile tear for ya Jen, now go away!
     Reply
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    03/02/09

    @EhBologna: It's going to get worse before it gets better.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    03/02/09

    In reply to Lonely, Miserable Jen Aniston Chokes Down Dog Biscuits, Hoping That You'll Finally Like Her
    We Are All Britney.
     Reply
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    Image of flossy flossy
    03/02/09

    In reply to Lonely, Miserable Jen Aniston Chokes Down Dog Biscuits, Hoping That You'll Finally Like Her
    Pssh. If Aniston wants me to waste $12 on her movie she's going to have to utterly debase herself on American television.
     Reply
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    03/02/09

    In reply to Lonely, Miserable Jen Aniston Chokes Down Dog Biscuits, Hoping That You'll Finally Like Her
    Speaking of thumbing noses, Madonna's selfless young beau has a name that translates as "Jesus Light?" Does he sign in to things as "Light Jesus?" How did this play with the Kabbalah crowd?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    03/02/09

    In reply to Lonely, Miserable Jen Aniston Chokes Down Dog Biscuits, Hoping That You'll Finally Like Her
    This is a hissy fit because she got Tom Brady and you didn't??
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    03/02/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: A JOKE HISSY FIT. HAPPY MONDAY.
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    Richard Lawson was starred Richard Lawson was unstarred
    Image of misslinda misslinda
    03/02/09

    @Richard: But still, meeeooow! I think there are still a couple of leftover orphans huddled in the corner, waiting to be adopted by a megastar, that could use a bitchslap or two while you're at it!
     Reply
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    03/02/09

    @Richard: Actually, I love that you’re (apparently) the only commentator who can joke about this.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    03/02/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Settle down, we were all given the gem coinage "canoodle-dancing" and that is all I care about on this fine morning.
     Reply
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    Image of DaeSu DaeSu
    03/02/09

    In reply to Lonely, Miserable Jen Aniston Chokes Down Dog Biscuits, Hoping That You'll Finally Like Her
    You're exceptionally bitchy today, Richard. Is it the snow or your monthlies?
     Reply
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    03/02/09

    @DaeSu: See the second-to-last item for bitchiness reasons. BUNDCHENNN!!!
     Reply
    Richard Lawson was starred Richard Lawson was unstarred
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