OK, I know you're just stretching your muscles in that thread -- but "Kibbitz of the Spider Women" is pure guava.

(Um, guavas aren't trayf, are they? Okay, good.)

Jesus Christ! Every time I come here half drunk you have more followers. Unrelated, do you think it's bad that I'm annoyed the wine has to stay in the refrigerator and I can't?

"I am down on whores and shan't stop ripping them."
--BookishBoringish

Dear ScrollCock, Fight the Power! Your pal,
BookishBoringish

I TOLD you!!!!! Sheesh!!!

Mark Hudson has a fairly cool MySpace page which includes "So You Are A Star." Don't look at pix of Brett nowadays. He's not aged well. But I could always stand a Chucky Margolis rerun.

Trump wife??? You cut me to the core.

Tart. Strumpet. Floozy.

Tramp. Hussy.

Yes, in retrospect, my attempt to use fabric to distinguish myself from the crowd of other suitors outside your window was ill-advised.

Well, but it was just nice to be in a like-minded group, for once. Even if their manners were rather questionable. And the grunting I could definitely have done without. But at least I got outdoors.

HeLLLooo. I'm right here, Ska!!! :-)

I miss both of you!