creamsissle commented on Chinese Communists Detain New York Graffiti Artist! (?)

"@flossy: "Tanning Invitational?""

creamsissle commented on Their Eyes Were Watching Nod

"The Hills Have (big) Thighs"

creamsissle commented on In Which We Fill in the 'Times' Mad-Lib

"Can't wait to see what the Times turns out next year for the 25th anniversary of Sniglets."

creamsissle commented on Ed McMahon's Realtor Makes Donald Trump An Offer He Can't Refuse

"Here's hoping that the fine print of the deal requires Ed to be a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice 2."

creamsissle commented on Help Us Cast 'The Michael Phelps Story'

"@NoWireHangers: "

creamsissle commented on Help Us Cast 'The Michael Phelps Story'

"Timm-ay! "

creamsissle commented on Anderson Cooper's Dirty Secret

"A Google search on "37 million affected" points to chronic sinusitis, but I'm hoping it's something more provocative, perhaps related to Adam Sandler's secret from a few years ago...

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creamsissle commented on Dog Days: By August 29, the

"@el smrtmnky: Simple Jack, meet Plain Jane."

creamsissle commented on John Edwards' Bad Idea Jeans

"Nice find."

creamsissle commented on Layoffs and Budget Cuts Drive Suffering 'LAT' Sportswriter to Eat Penis

"@el smrtmnky: Don't forget the rimming sugar."

creamsissle commented on BREAKING: MGM Closes Out 'Danger Week 2008' With an Anthrax Threat

"--- Forwarded MessageFrom: Human ResourcesDate: Fri, 8 Aug 2008 13:37:44 -0700To: All EmployeesSubject: Re: MGM Tower Threat Please note that the actual message relayed to the switchboard was that AFLAC representatives would be available for open-enrollment on the 20th floor. We apologize for any inconvenience."

creamsissle commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup

"Tucker Max went on vacation and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

creamsissle commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup

"Tucker Max requires his groceries to be double-bagged: paper and plastic."

creamsissle commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup

"Tucker Max's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."

creamsissle commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup

"Tucker Max removed this tag under penalty of law."

creamsissle commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup

"Tucker Max leaves home without American Express."

creamsissle commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup

"Tucker Max rigged the America's Player polls on Big Brother X just to see two guys hug for 10 seconds."

creamsissle commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup

"Tucker Max sits down to take a leak, yet still leaves the toilet seat up when finished."