TedSez commented on Kaleidoscope Explosion Claims Two

""Of Course We're Squinting -- All the Sunglasses Have One Eye Lower Than the Other.""

The Real JR commented on What's Up With Joe Biden?

"Just keep it all the way real and come out your face and say "He's got diarrhea of the mouth.""

Multiphasic commented on Kaleidoscope Explosion Claims Two

"Living B&B Wallpapers Stunned into Silent Introspection by Sight of Joe E."

Multiphasic commented on Kaleidoscope Explosion Claims Two

"Actors Demonstrate Outfit Your Mom Prefers You Wear on Halloween Instead of That Ninja Getup"

Multiphasic commented on American Apparel For Afrikans

"I'm glad the company is trying to shake the association between American Apparel and cocaine chic."

Multiphasic commented on Kaleidoscope Explosion Claims Two

"Zombie Donna Martin Bites Two More, Victim Count Up to Three Including Chloe Sevigny"

The Real JR commented on American Apparel For Afrikans

"Alert: They're opening an AmAp on 125th Street in Harlem. Dammit."

The Real JR commented on The Gawker Convention Party Calendar

"@BadUncle: Well, I'm up in Harlem."

DonPardoCalrissian commented on Summer 2008: Our Monsteriest Season Yet

"I don't understand the Bruce Davison reference but I laughed out loud when I read it because I thought it was John Davidson, you know, from That's Incredible!"

karion commented on Keith Gessen Accepts An Interview Nicely This Time

"Well, I don't know that I am a reliable proxy for anyone, but I have purchased four books by virtue of their mention on Gawker: Dana Vachon's, Katherine Taylor's, Clare Messud's and, yes, Mr."

skahammer commented on Al Gore Demands American Earnestness

"@miss_msry: But then I'll never find out if you really can get the milk for free!"

skahammer commented on Keith Gessen Accepts An Interview Nicely This Time

"@PimpMyCouch: Richard covered that timbre with the foghorn, but I admire your initiative."

The Real JR commented on The Gawker Convention Party Calendar

"@imjustskinny: Community Supported Agriculture. Basically you are buying shares in a local farm and every month or so you get a shitload of what they farmed."

The Real JR commented on The Gawker Convention Party Calendar

"@CaptainFantastic: LOL..."

skahammer commented on Keith Gessen Accepts An Interview Nicely This Time

"Oh yeah?"

The Real JR commented on The Gawker Convention Party Calendar

"@Fishnets and Cigarettes: I'm trying to shop for the perfect basket to put on my new bike now. Also, I've started to plant herbs and vegetables on my fire escape. Translation: I'm dirt poor and so I've used being earthy as a form of cheap entertainment as well as a possible survival tool. Ok, I'm lying."

The Real JR commented on The Gawker Convention Party Calendar

"@CaptainFantastic: I'm checking my legs for hair now. Also: I could really go for a Maker's Mark & Coke right now."

The Real JR commented on The Gawker Convention Party Calendar

"@imjustskinny: I actually carry around with me resuable bags so that if I have to go to the supermarket I can bypass the plastic. I also am on the waiting list for my local CSA. I wonder if I would be considered a hippie now."