KarenUhOh commented on Keith Gessen Accepts An Interview Nicely This Time

"Talk to the clicking hand."

KarenUhOh commented on Keith Gessen Accepts An Interview Nicely This Time

"I already got the Clapper from Emily Gould."

KarenUhOh commented on Keith Gessen Accepts An Interview Nicely This Time

"I'm getting a blister on my index finger."

KarenUhOh commented on Keith Gessen Accepts An Interview Nicely This Time

"One Mississippi million, two Mississippi million, three."

KarenUhOh commented on Mogul Wife's Leaked Chick-Lit Attempt Continued: We Found the Sex Bits!

"This, fittingly, is the literary equivalent of getting a blowjob from someone who forgot to put the dentures in."

KarenUhOh commented on How To Be An Investigative Spy

"I once was doing some research into the whereabouts of a former [redacted] using ZabaSearch."

KarenUhOh commented on Their Eyes Were Watching Nod

"Lauren of Arabia."

KarenUhOh commented on How Many Times Must We Write the Semicolon Trend Piece?

"@blix: You came too fast!"

KarenUhOh commented on How Many Times Must We Write the Semicolon Trend Piece?

""Don Henley claims that French colon cleansings has prevented his rubbing one out on an Anglo.""

KarenUhOh commented on Joe Biden: Bad Choice

"Was the senator from Liechtenstein unavailable?"

KarenUhOh commented on Mogul Wife's Leaked Chick-Lit Attempt Continued: We Found the Sex Bits!

"@Desk_hack: Only her sandals."

KarenUhOh commented on Their Eyes Were Watching Nod

"Zuma Zima Zeitgeist"

KarenUhOh commented on Their Eyes Were Watching Nod

"The Hills Have Really Bad Eyes"

KarenUhOh commented on Their Eyes Were Watching Nod

"Beach Blanket Bimbo"

KarenUhOh commented on The Story Of The Pooping Intern

"The hell of it is, if she'd worked at CBS they'd have a half season's worth of scripts for Two and a Half Men."

KarenUhOh commented on Mogul Wife's Leaked Chick-Lit Attempt Continued: We Found the Sex Bits!

"I turned on my Plot Mixmaster, and I'm convinced we can do better with these--raw--materials: "He turned on his limp penis, stood under the hot stream, and rubbed soap on the shower." You try it."

KarenUhOh commented on Mogul Wife's Leaked Chick-Lit Attempt Continued: We Found the Sex Bits!

"I've soured on this now."

KarenUhOh commented on I Have Half a Mind to Say Mean Things About This Show

"It's so they could talk about you, Richard."