fashion week
Dave Hill is a legitimate funnyman who got famous on the internet with his
Black Metal Dialogues, and continues to float around New York being funny in various funny places. The latest of those places:
Fashion Week. Dave digs for the answers to questions like, "What does Anna Wintour put behind her ears to be more attractive?" and "Have you heard of that new designer Trig Palin?" The answers will shock and amaze you. This is the best fashion show-related comedy (yes, it's an easy target) since
Ali G's Bruno. Japery!:
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open caption
I hate to bite on Richard's style
yet again, but doesn't this picture just sort of cry out for an "
Open Caption"? Anyway, I'm bad at this stuff, but you kids should be able to figure something out.
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party photos
Well, you are a plebe, so you obviously didn't spend it with
Bill Cunningham. The New York Times' roving fashion photog doesn't
waste his precious film on just anyone with a cute tank top and those adorable sandals you got on sale. The guy is hanging with Eva Mendes, for Pete's sake! Mayor Mike! People named Rockefeller! Peggy Freakin' Noonan!! Maybe next
Fashion Week, you'll get into one of these beautiful people parties, but let's be honest—you're nothing but
a pair of shoes to this guy. [
Party Photos, FW
Street Shoe Show; audio slideshow warning @ NYT]
fashion week
The pickup artist Mystery defined the "sniper neg" as an under-the-radar insult or backhanded compliment. Paging
Nina Garcia! Her new boss,
Marie Claire editor Joanna Coles, just sniper-negged her to
Fashion Week Daily. Well, it's probably just an example of British no-nonsense bluntness, as opposed to the American tradition of blowing smoke up someone's ass (so to speak). What has Nina's presence done for the magazine? the
Daily asked. "It's not clear what it's done so far, other than give us a ridiculous amount of attention..." Hey-o!
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blind item roundup
From yesterday: Your vote for the English coke fiend was none other than Queen Elizabeth! And who got a blowjob backstage at
Fashion Week in exchange for drugs? Y'all were mostly unsure, but one person suggested Mr. John Mayer. Today we have a star who loves threesomes and has an "ample tackle," and a singer/actress who is secretly in rehab.
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art
One hundred or so people finally got to give notorious
Vogue editor
Anna Wintour a piece of their mind at
Fashion Week. Well, via a painting at least. An artist named Geoffrey Raymond (who aims to become "the pre-eminent American portrait painter of the 21st century") painted what he calls "The Annotated Anna" and set it up at Bryant Park this week with a request for people to write a little note to the
Devil Wears Prada inspiration. Oh, and you can buy it! (Hear that Anna?) Starting bid on eBay is $3,500. The artist tells us more about his work after the jump.
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